I was watching the London Marathon...

Chizz

... and I saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another dressed as an egg.

I thought to myself "this could be interesting".

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Mother and Child Reunion

Leroy Ambrose

I got that mail today too. My favourite is Zoe Lyons' one:

"I went to a fancy dress party the other day - it said 'Dress to Kill' - so I went as Rose West"

Chizz

Hedgehogs are selfish. They should learn to share their hedges.