The Charlton Nativity

Henry Irving

The club Xmas card this year is a mock up of stain-glass window featuring some of the first team squad. It made me think that Charlton Life should have as its Christmas card a mock up of the Nativity scene but who would play which role.

Curb-it is a shoe in for Mary but what about the rest?

Joseph

The Three Wise Men

The Shepherds

The Angel Gabriel

The Innkeeper and his wife

The sheep

The cows

and last and not least The Donkey (suspect plenty of competition for this role)

WSS

Why can't Suze be Mary, she always gets the bum deal. ;-)

And what about Jesus?

I nominate Oracle because everytime i read one of his posts i always seem to say "Jesus!"

Henry Irving

I thought Les says and suzi for innkeeper and Mrs as she does sort of work in the business.

At the risk of offending any Christian I left Jesus out of it but you are so right WSS. Oracle for the Baby Jesus.

InspectorSands

letthegoodtimesroll, Len Glover and Killers Beard would have to be the wise men.

Charlie Block

Just have lots of donkies - as this is most of the Charlton payroll at the moment.

Addickted

Can I be Brian?

Henry Irving

OK, Addickted but you're not the mesiah, you are a very naughty boy

Oracle

You can be the cow's arsehole...

WSS

Jesus

Oracle

Yes?...My son...

Curb_It

jesus!!

Henry Irving

Mary - Curb it

Jesus - Oracle

Joseph - ?

The Three Wise Men - LTGTR, Len Glover, Killersbeard

The Shepherds - ?

The Angel Gabriel - ?

The Innkeeper and his wife - Les Says and Suzi

The sheep ?

The cows ?

The Donkeys ?

righthandbackward

baaaaaaaaaaa

Oracle

You can be a sheep....as can Rothko and AFKA...

suzisausage

tavern surely has to be joseph?

angel gabriel - 04mcs

carlingaddick

Ollie an angel?!?!?!

are you sure sausage....

unless he's a modern day angel just skinning up

Curb_It

yes tavern for joseph.
and then hopefully when he found jesus - okay bear with me here im getting my biblical stories mixed up but put him in a moses basket and push the fecking thing away from the shore!

1905

Can I be a cow please?

Henry Irving

Tavern for Jospeh then. Obviously really but does he want to be typecast.

I can see O4 as an angel so he's in as well

Oracle

[quote][cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]yes tavern for joseph.
and then hopefully when he found jesus - okay bear with me here im getting my biblical stories mixed up but put him in a moses basket and push the fecking thing away from the shore![/quote]...You're so hurtful B....

Curb_It

diddums. if you cant stand the heat..........................................

Oracle

hyah hyah hyah....sorry to dispoint but it was a tongue-in-cheek comment...

Rothko

Is there a role for a bitter old Ass, cause Oracle been working the part well in recent weeks

suzisausage

how many shepherds are there? i'm not too clued up on this religion shit?

ThreadKiller

which version are you doing,young's or holland's?

1905

"i'm not too clued up on this religion shit?"

I think someone is heading for a good old fashioned smiting from the one they call G.

*cue thunder*

Henry Irving

Four Shepherds cos I say so. AFKA, Suzi, Lookie and Peakeys are the shephards on here so must be in the nativity.

Suzi, even as an life long atheist i'm shocked!!!

suzisausage

i'm the wife, stanmore can be a shepherd with lookie and peakey

mascot88

I always get left out of these things...... Im putting myself forward as one of the donkeys.......

suzisausage

i thought there was only one donkey?

Solidgone

I'm not clued up on this shit either, I thought the Zulus surrounded Drifts Rourke and then Michael Cain escaped on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang via the Yellow Brick Road Highway to Noddy Land..........Not a lot of people know that!