Slowest Charlton Life Player You've Seen .......

Oggy Red

Well, amongst the has-beens and never-quite-made-its, there's a few of us not famed for intense velocity these days.


No doubt I would feature amongst a list of those now long past whippet status - but who else gets nominated for the special Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award .....?

Nominations on a postcard, please.

Or just indiscreetly take the mick out of your favourite drinking partners who've worn the fabled shirt for Charlton Life, in the comments box below.

;o)

T_C_E

You called?
Mind you I thought I was slow until I saw Luva Luva, now thats slow. Lol

Oggy Red

[cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]You called?
Mind you I thought I was slow until I saw Luva Luva, now thats slow. Lol

lol, TCE ...... that's 3 of us on the list so far ..........

Luva Luva nominated by his now ex-best friend TCE

;o)

paulbaconsarnie

don't know if oohaah has ever represented c/life, but i can recall, many moons ago we played against a (sunday league) team that done a programme thing for a laugh.
next to his name was "probably the unfittest 21 year old ever".
there was probably a linesman flag also next to his name.

T_C_E

Slow, never!!

Oggy Red

lol .... TCE.

Now that's cruel, but alarmingly near to truth.

Surely, there's got be one other candidate to pip me to the not so coveted 'Golden Slug' award ....?
I bloody hope so !!


Edit: You could have picked a more flattering picture, you bugger!
I look fit to drop, lol

;o)

T_C_E

Elegent, Never!!

Oggy Red

Is that you in the No 11 shirt, TCE ...?

Some leap, impressive for an old git!
lol

thewolfboy

I remember Graham Moore through on goal at Highbury, with no-one near him. Within a few seconds he was overtaken and tackled. Very good player for us but s l o w!

T_C_E

[quote][cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Is that you in the No 11 shirt, TCE ...?

Some leap, impressive for an old git!

lol[/quote]

Thats me, I am now wholly responsible for the slope towards the Jimmy Seed stand, such an impressive action shot that WSS uses it as the icon on his account details picture. Lol
And if you look closely I'm just about to do a thigh high tackle, which when proper football was played I'd have got away with that. ;)

Dazzler21

dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

Oggy Red

[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

I wouldn't call you slow, Dazzler.

Just static.

(oops, that was cruel. Soz)

;o)

DaveMehmet

[cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

I wouldn't call you slow, Dazzler.

Just static.

(oops, that was cruel. Soz)

;o)

Cruel but fair Oggy. Anyone who can't outdo me for pace must be slow (sorry Daz)

Oggy Red

New favourite for the Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award:

(drum roll ......)


Dazzler21


;o)

Dazzler21

yeah fair nuff lol

Plaaayer

Yeha even the old bloke wearing his pj trousers aganst Burnley it was I think beat Dazzler! :-)

Dazzler21

Alright calm down lads this is just getting insulting! lol

I never tried to be the fastest unfortunately you are born with fast twitch or slow twitch fibres not usually an inbetween I have slow twitch fibres which means i'll never be Dennis Romedahl paced!

Dazzler21

Thanks guys im all worried now I have no problems in my 6 and 7's leagues.

Oggy Red

So does Dazzler win the not so coveted Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award ....... ?


Or just 'Young Slug of the Year' ......?

;o)

Plaaayer

Dont worry Dazzler, you was still faster than Ketman








After he'd pulled his hamstring!

Dazzler21

Ithink i should get the

Newslugger of the year!

uncle

Yeah Dazzler i have to admit you were fecking slow probabaly the slowest winger of all time. Even the centerhalves were passing you and getting into the box to wait for your cross. And may i add for a young man your bloody unfit to ha ha

Dazzler21

I am not unfit!

I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

Quite offended by that one Uncle!

Stu_of_Kunming

[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

Quite offended by that one Uncle!

Lay off the pies fella!

;-)

Curb_It

lol at all of these.

Dazzler21

ha ha not really offended but had you going!

For future reference don't mind being called slow but when you call me unfit with all that excercise i do i laugh when people say i'm unfit - just not used playing 11-aside much any more.

Dazzler21

[cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

Quite offended by that one Uncle!

Lay off the pies fella!

;-)

Don't eat pies they're full of more shit than Andy Reid! lol ;o)

Dazzler21

WHAT ABOUT CURBEY!!! (to remove the spotlight from myself)
He was slow (probably as slow as me) and just used his weight to barge through players! (and give away fouls lol) He was around my age too!

Ross

Henners....his fashion sense is back in the 19th century...

T_C_E

[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

Quite offended by that one Uncle!

PS3 or Xbox

Dazzler21

fck off ;o) just kidding

ps3 on the missing dates!