New bird on Countdown

ricky_otto

ElfsborgAddick said:

charltonkeston said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

I don't think she's all that really.

You must have very high standards.

She's a bit too scrawny and young.

Susan Boyle wins all day long.

guinnessaddick

ricky_otto said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

charltonkeston said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

I don't think she's all that really.

You must have very high standards.

She's a bit too scrawny and young.

Susan Boyle wins all day long.

I dreamed a dream? More like a nightmared a nightmare.

ElfsborgAddick

ricky_otto said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

charltonkeston said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

I don't think she's all that really.

You must have very high standards.

She's a bit too scrawny and young.

Susan Boyle wins all day long.

Ffs.

stackitsteve

https://twitter.com/rachelrileyrr/status/1131942132669919233?s=21

WSS

She's dead to me.

killerandflash

Now we know why Pasha quit Strictly, clearly he was saving his energy for other activities!

AllHailTheHen

I don't know who Pash is but he is a complete prick

stackitsteve

I’m still ashamed that it took me so long to realise “r tiny mate” is an anagram of maternity.

North Lower Neil

stackitsteve said:

I’m still ashamed that it took me so long to realise “r tiny mate” is an anagram of maternity.

I hoped it was 'tarty mine'.

Swisdom

I feel this could be the end of an era.

will she ever get her figure back
will she ever be that edgy social media user or will she become all mumsy on us

this could be devastating news and we should have been pre-warmed that she was trying - maybe a leaked video online or something

i need to go and sit in a quiet, dark place

DaveMehmet

On the plus side, her bangers will get bigger.

Swisdom

DaveMehmet said:

On the plus side, her bangers will get bigger.

Tig ol’ Bitties is a positive I guess

Off_it

Will be proper milf

North Lower Neil

LWIOSLTULD

Dazzler21

North Lower Neil said:

LWIOSLTULD

Would still?

falconwood_1

DaveMehmet said:

On the plus side, her bangers will get bigger.

Always thinking ahead...👏

leefender

North Lower Neil

Dazzler21 said:

North Lower Neil said:

LWIOSLTULD

Would still?

Close, other way round!

AddickFC81

I wonder if she will miss a few episodes? When Susie Dent had a baby a few years back, she missed a few episodes. I wonder if Carol Vorderman will come back for a few weeks?

soapy_jones

Ok...  it was me!

I got so bored batting her back day after day,  "oh, Soapy please can I have your baby gravy?"

Non fucking stop, all day and all night. In the end, I said to myself, "Soapy, do the deed!"

So I did.

soapy_jones

I did have the snip in 2005.  But hey, no point in telling her that!

Swisdom

leefender said:

Is he crying....or wanking?

Carter

Swisdom said:

leefender said:

Is he crying....or wanking?

Whoever said you can't do both at the same time 

paulie8290

She is now married

https://twitter.com/RachelRileyRR/status/1145460048694407168?s=19

Introducing the new Mr and Mrs Kovalev 🥰 

We both said yes! 👰🏼🤵🏻💍🥂💕🇺🇸🇬🇧 https://t.co/kcA8LzfIJv

JohnBoyUK

 

Dazzler21

JohnBoyUK said:

 

Dirty, dirty boy.

Swisdom

What's the point in life now

Lucky bastard

soapy_jones

I can live vicariously off of the fact that he has taken her up the aisle... 

iaitch

As they're in as Vegas he might take her up the Grand Canyon.

StigThundercock

stackitsteve said:

she's had more than her fair share of ropey haircuts but still the best looking ManUre fan there will ever be.