Taking threads away from their original subjects

RalphMilnesgut

Mini Me in CBB

Dazzler21

so A Murray beat world no.2 and now he's beat no.1

IdleHans

and taking a marker pen and adding apostrophes before every letter 'S' just to take the pi55 really,

March51

..........and not only that, they gave him a Merc to swan around in.Funny thing though,the only directions he couldn't get on the satnav were those to the Valley.

Miserableoldgit

Are the Leyton Orient tickets on sale yet ?

Ledge

did anyone watch Demons

ShootersHillGuru

Try greasing the nipples !

Miserableoldgit

Bugger;
run out of fuel.
Is it diesel or petrol ?

ShootersHillGuru

My diesel jeans have faded badly.

Miserableoldgit

[quote][cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]did anyone watch Demons[/quote]

yep; quite good, but feel its a "grower".

Weegie Addick

The Viglen purple and green one.

Henry Irving

Typical Charlton

paulbaconsarnie

£2m - rising to £5m dependant on add ons.

ChicagoAddick

I'm off for a pee.

PeanutsMolloy

Posted By: RalphMilnesgut

Mini Me in CBB

Does anyone else think he looks like Bob Whitehand? Are they by some chance related?

ShootersHillGuru

With hot or cold custard ?

PeanutsMolloy

And how do you remove limescale marks from a toilet bowl?

ShootersHillGuru

If you can`t get fresh pilchards don`t bother.

BDL

For once I find myself having to agree with Yung2368 and Charlie Block.

bingaddick

Are there any plumbers out there?

Addick Addict

My 5 year old son keeps playing "whoever puts the phone down first wins". How do I know he's telling the truth when he says he won?

ShootersHillGuru

I`m an urban spaceman.

Chris_from_Sidcup

My god it's cold out

Weegie Addick

Aww, congratulations. How lovely. What are you going to call it?

PeanutsMolloy

Mrs Knickerbater's exploded!!

DA9

But does natural yoghurt really work, it itches like mad

Solidgone

.......That's why my grandmother likes her new track suit.

pilchard

If life gives you Lemons make..cream soda

Curb_It

he talks a load of boolocks.

PeanutsMolloy

not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine!

AFKABartram

Anything but Fairytale of New York

bingaddick

...and thats how they made real lemonade

Henry Irving

So how about a boycott?

Henry Irving

Is it "should have" or "should of"?

carly burn

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

BDL

Bollocks

kimbo

Do you think it will snow?

Morts-Genius

so many chances squandered.......

bloodnut

I can count to 3 in french, but i cant write it down, you'll just have to trust i can say it.

Bye for now....

paulbaconsarnie

....it must have been a good 3 mile trek through the back streets of barnsley to find this pub.

BlackForestReds

Maybe if we try turning the club on and off?

BlackForestReds

Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

PeanutsMolloy

...that's very nearly an armful.

AFKABartram

What, with these feet ????

bingaddick

"there were 150 of us living in shoe box in middle of motorway"
"Cardboard box?"
"Aye"
"You were lucky"

Miserableoldgit

....then Jack Straw came in and sat with us.
Nearly bought us a pint, he did.

Henry Irving

I don't rate this new signing at all. Not the position we need to strengthen.

AFKABartram

SINK !!

Dazzler21

Floaters smell worse than sinkers ;o)

paulbaconsarnie

... then he said "sorry. we don't do duvets"