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  • These dog puns are soooo paw
  • Rick Astley really struggles with lent... 

  • edited March 2019
    Solidgone said:

    Rick Astley really struggles with lent... 

    Yeah well I am giving up using the past tense for Lend
  • Solidgone said:

    Rick Astley really struggles with lent... 

    Yeah well I am giving up using the past tense for Lend

    The day after Shrove Tuesday and for 40 days more might dissuade you from being hurt. 
  • Quick Sharon and Tracey gag.

    Shaz "I'm finkin of changing me ringtone, Trace"
    Trace " You gonna bleach it then Shaz?"


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  • I once asked Freddie Mercury how many cakes he's gonna make.


    He replied, 'I want to bake three'.

  • Couldn't resist posting this.  It's a weekly 'What's On' email from Dover District Council.  Hope the opening went well.



  • I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!"

    As soon as I did, she screamed...

    I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!

    Unable to LOL at work , but a genuine LOL at the office made everyone look round !
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  • On finding the man guilty of fraud, the judge said "I believe you do not regret any...."

    Critics said the sentence did not go far enough.
  • Solidgone said:

    I've just invented a new word.


    Plagiarism

    The OED are removing 'gullible' from the next edition.
  • edited March 2019
    I was constantly arguing with my wife until we came across a smiling fortune teller... I think we found a happy medium.
  • edited March 2019

    If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're" then your an idiot !!!

  • edited March 2019
    Brexit problems: is it down to Tusk? Is Tusk part of the elephant in the room?
  • I met a guy from Australia who works in IT.

    I said, ‘Do you come from a LAN down under?’


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