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    Fiiish said:

    In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes.
    She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn.
    Her mail is addressed:
    Linda Lykes
    The Cock Inn
    ERBUM
    Tillet,
    Herts.

    I think the name of the pub used to be The Cockwell Inn..;-)
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    This is VERY old....

    Went to a pub called the disallusioned virgin.

    Used to be called the halfway inn.
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    Fiiish said:

    In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes.
    She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn.
    Her mail is addressed:
    Linda Lykes
    The Cock Inn
    ERBUM
    Tillet,
    Herts.

    I can't find it on Google maps.
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    edited December 2017
    Fiiish said:

    In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes.
    She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn.
    Her mail is addressed:
    Linda Lykes
    The Cock Inn
    ERBUM
    Tillet,
    Herts.

    I remember at work once I had to write a letter to a Mr Seaman whose address was something like 69 Backside Close, Cockermouth.

    I did wonder if the house was a semi.
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    Names are great! When i worked in finance we had a client called Fanny Belcher :smiley:
    And I had a passenger on the app last week called Minda Edge :smiley:
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    My youngest’s favorite joke of the moment.

    When I die I’d like you to sing at my funeral. I want people to realize there’s worse things than death
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    Fiiish said:

    In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes.
    She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn.
    Her mail is addressed:
    Linda Lykes
    The Cock Inn
    ERBUM
    Tillet,
    Herts.

    I remember at work once I had to write a letter to a Mr Seaman whose address was something like 69 Backside Close, Cockermouth.

    I did wonder if the house was a semi.
    I also knew a Mr Seaman who got engaged to a Miss Cumore, thankfully they decided against the double barreled surname
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    Can I just say a big well done to everyone who enjoys being patronised?
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    What is Santa's favourite pizza?

    One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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    Solidgone said:

    Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

    Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

    Bit early to be pulling crackers!
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    Solidgone said:

    What is Santa's favourite pizza?

    One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

    Think that should be King Wenceslas.
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    Happy New Year everyone!!!

    Think I may have premature congratulation.
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    I got a can of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck in my foot.

    It's an ingrowing toon ale.
    ——

    My mate is that thick,

    He thinks Real Ale is Spanish football team.
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    My hot lesbian neighbours got me Rolex for Christmas.

    It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch"
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    Solidgone said:

    Happy New Year everyone!!!

    Think I may have premature congratulation.

    Solidgone said:

    I got a can of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck in my foot.

    It's an ingrowing toon ale.
    ——

    My mate is that thick,

    He thinks Real Ale is Spanish football team.

    Solidgone said:

    My hot lesbian neighbours got me Rolex for Christmas.

    It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch"

    I think you need to change where you buy your christmas crackers from.
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    Christmas cracker joke from an un named Chinese restaurant in Dartford.

    Chinese girl asks her Mum ‘can we have turkey this year?’

    ‘No you can eat cat like the rest of us’
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    That should bring out the PC brigade.
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    My Mrs complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not.

    I'm wondering how the fuck she got into the Batcave.
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    I used to get so excited about French lessons!..

    Sometimes a little "oui" would come out.
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    SG killing the jokes here, not in a good way :P
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