In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes. She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts.
I think the name of the pub used to be The Cockwell Inn..;-)
In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes. She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts.
In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes. She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts.
I remember at work once I had to write a letter to a Mr Seaman whose address was something like 69 Backside Close, Cockermouth.
In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes. She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts.
I remember at work once I had to write a letter to a Mr Seaman whose address was something like 69 Backside Close, Cockermouth.
I did wonder if the house was a semi.
I also knew a Mr Seaman who got engaged to a Miss Cumore, thankfully they decided against the double barreled surname
CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN iPHONE 7+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN iPHONE 6S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
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Went to a pub called the disallusioned virgin.
Used to be called the halfway inn.
I did wonder if the house was a semi.
And I had a passenger on the app last week called Minda Edge
When I die I’d like you to sing at my funeral. I want people to realize there’s worse things than death
It's a little bit funny.
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN iPHONE 7+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN iPHONE 6S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Think I may have premature congratulation.
It's an ingrowing toon ale.
——
My mate is that thick,
He thinks Real Ale is Spanish football team.
It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch"
Chinese girl asks her Mum ‘can we have turkey this year?’
‘No you can eat cat like the rest of us’
Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
The stables have turned.
What are the chances?
Monopolopolopoly
I'm wondering how the fuck she got into the Batcave.
Sometimes a little "oui" would come out.