Your mother and father welcomed a baby into the world who was not your brother or sister.
Who was it?
June at number 64 new grandson, mum and dad saw her youngest Tracey returning from the hospital with her new born and they popped over to say hello and welcome him into the world. Ugly little fucker by all accounts.
> Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench > > outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. > > One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, > > "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." > > The old man said, > > "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." > > One of the old Grandmas said, > > "Sure we can! - Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age." > > Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. > > The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, > > "You're 87 years old!" > > Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, > > "How in the world did you guess?" > > Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison... > > "We were at your birthday party yesterday!" > >
Comments
She asked 'Is it to scale?'
I said no, 'Just to look at'.
At least it made a few people smile!
Cheers, MAM
Who was it?
Quite right FA. Not funny at all really
Chelsea v Man Utd on BT Sports
Arsenal v Lincoln on BBC
Spurs v Millwall on Crimewatch
oh, and Liverpool on the History channel
> Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench
>
> outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.
>
>
One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
>
> "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
>
> The old man said,
>
> "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."
>
> One of the old Grandmas said,
>
> "Sure we can! - Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
>
> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
>
> The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said,
>
> "You're 87 years old!"
>
> Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,
>
> "How in the world did you guess?"
>
> Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...
>
> "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
>
>