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Re-working whole songs into football-related ones

Anyone ever had a go ? No matter how sad ?

Just read a good one by a Plymouth fan....

To the tune of 'Stan' by Eminem



My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..


Dear Luggy, I came but you still ain't winnin
I left my voice, my heart, and my dreams all at the stadium
You said you wanted two strikers back in autumn, you must not-a got em
There probably was a problem with the WAG’s or something
Sometimes I wonder what’s with Summers? I just don’t get him
Jumpin around like a fish out of water, confidence shot, it’s a real sin!
Whats whit Clark too, ok on the right but on the other!
Always out of position, whats the point? Why bother?
Don’t even get me started on Gary Sawyer.
I read about your Illness too I'm sorry
It took real courage to come out with that sad story.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even liked you when we lost 4-1 at Cardiff man,
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures n’ that
I like the shit you did with Wednesday & Swindon too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I’m tryin real hard to belive,
Then you go and tell us Easter wants to leave
just to win, three points before September, your biggest fan
This is Devonportender not Stan

My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..


Dear Paul Stapleton, you still ain't spoke or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's Messed UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your car
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for my Ma
Where’s the millions man, you’ve only spent a few
We turned up in our thousand for you,
four games and we’ve just drawn one
That's pretty shitty man - you're Chairman sort it out
We wants to be just like you man, we likes Argyle like you
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we got promoted - you said if we turned up
you would invest in the team - see I remember in a way
I never seen Simon Walton play;
he used to be rated by Charlton in the Premiership I hear
I can relate to that if he turns it on down here
so we need some more midfielders, and we need to bring 'em on
cause I don't really rate what we’ve got, watchin them makes me so depressed
I even got a tattoo of Argyle across my chest
Sometimes I even watch other teams to see how much it hurts
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
Wanna believe everything you say is real, and respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I think about Argyle 24/7
But she don't know football like I know football Mr Chairman, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta tell us man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Where’s the money Paul -- P.S.
We should be winning too


My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Comments

  • Fair play to the lad!
  • I think the best one I think Ive heard is the Mark Viduka one by a boro fan to Leonard Cohens/Jeff Buckleys beautiful Hallelujah

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIMBxwKzlKs
  • I did one in the blog a couple of years ago when Darren Bent kept getting overlooked by MacLaren for England. Mate had a band at the time, and i really wished i'd got them to thrash it out !

    To the tune of Meatloaf's 'Dead Ringer for Love'


    Well i’m told your name is Darren and you should of got a go,
    But i like a lanky striker who’s a poor Tore-Andre Flo.
    I promised all the big clubs that their players are the best,
    They give me scotch and gifts so that i don’t visit the rest.
    I know you are frustrated,
    But it isn’t what it seems,
    Don’t take it out on me because the media picks the team,

    Benty, Benty,
    Don’t know what to do,
    Don’t know what to do,
    I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue.
    Who the f**k are you ?
    Who the f**k are you ?
    I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?

    I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I never go to Charlton at all,
    I don’t know anything about you Benty,
    I’ve never seen you kick a ball,
    You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall,
    A shame you’re not seven foot tall.

    Well we cannot score a goal and the combination’s wrong,
    Wayne Rooney’s so off-colour he could be smoking from the bong.
    Well i guess you may be thinking that you may now get a chance.
    But you’ve not been recommended by Arsenal’s manager from France.
    He thinks he pulls the strings,
    And the FA say he’s right,
    But i told him he knows nothing when he said that Crouch is sh*te

    Benty, Benty, Benty, Benty,
    Don’t know what to do,
    Don’t know what to do,
    I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue.
    Who the f**k are you ?
    Who the f**k are you ?
    I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?

    I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I’ve never been to Charlton at all,
    I don’t know anything about you Benty,
    I’ve never seen you kick a ball,
    You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall,
    A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
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