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Your Perfect Saturday

The perfect Staurday ?

*up at 9 am
*Sun has its hat on and down to ASDA, while the Mrs kips on.
*Everything is in the places that it was last week and all the check outs are manned. Not stuck behind a lady looking for that 5p to give the right money in a purse she cant find or behind some "newcomers" paying with £300 of vouchers. Out of ASDA in 30mins.
*no que at petrol pump.
*Home at 10.15.
*put weekly washing in and get it done and on line in the sun.
*Cook myself big f**k off English breakfast.
*Read paper.
*Walk to RO in the sun and get there 12.45.
*Loads of bar staff who are good and quick.
*Stand in the sun chatting to all the chaps who actually turn up on time.
*Walk to ground taking seat at 3pm on dot.
*Notice that all the "sit down" numptys have gone to watch cricket.
*Charlton play open attacking footie and win 5 nil.
*the crowd sing all the way through, people swear and they aint struck by lightening .
*Walk to RO to see results. Gooners have lost 11 nil at home to Hull.
*Stand in the seting sun talking about us being 10 points clear at top of league.
*walk to Anchor and find all the old faces there and its a boys nite out.
*find a taxi at first attempt and get in about 11 pm.
*the Mrs aint gone to work and cooked a huge thai meal.
*i retire to bed and indeed am the stud i think i was.
*Go to sleep +dream of standing at Wembley with my dad when we win the cup.

Comments

  • *wake up early
    *drive to Ebbsfleet
    *Train to France
    *Continental breakfast
    *Break bread and engage in meaningless, but enjoyable small talk with our French cousins
    *Big baguette for lunch. Filling would be Poulet de jour
    *Bottle of red wine
    *Train breaks down so we have to stay there

    Allez le France !
  • u truely do have Napoleon Syndrome
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