Ties. Silliest garment ever invented and worn by humans. (for men, anyway)
if i'm wearing a suit i always wear a tie and will keep the tie on until im taking the suit off (ie wont take the tie off as soon as i leave the office/get to the pub/the church bit is done). it looks so much smarter
Not really. A tie on or off in itself makes no difference.
Only a man with no sartorial sense would make such a comment.
I've seen people in suit and tie looking absolutely shit.
I firmly believe men can carry off looking smart, suit or not, or they can't. I reckon it's genetic.
I have a mate that didn't own a suit for an event we were both attending. We ribbed him a bit about how he was going to have to buy his first one. He's 50 btw!
Anyway, to our great surprise he tells us soon after that, not only has he got himself one, but that he spent £450 on the thing. I think they saw him coming myself but, cos we're nice people, we all complimented him when he gave it its debut at said event.
The point is, literally within 20 minutes of arriving his tie's now askew, the top button's undone, his shirt's come untucked at the front and is hanging over the waistband, he's spilt something on his new whistle and he looks like Sir Les Patterson after weekend bender.
I've seen this so many times over the years with so many men that I think you can either carry off a suit and tie or you can't and tbh there's probably no point trying and being uncomfortable at great expense.
Myself? I always look like James Bond going for a job interview of course...
Ties. Silliest garment ever invented and worn by humans. (for men, anyway)
if i'm wearing a suit i always wear a tie and will keep the tie on until im taking the suit off (ie wont take the tie off as soon as i leave the office/get to the pub/the church bit is done). it looks so much smarter
Not really. A tie on or off in itself makes no difference.
Only a man with no sartorial sense would make such a comment.
I've seen people in suit and tie looking absolutely shit.
I firmly believe you men can carry off looking smart, suit or not, or they can't. I reckon it's genetic.
I have a mate that didn't own a suit for an event we were both attending. We ribbed him a bit about how he was going to have to buy his first one. He's 50 btw!
Anyway, to our great surprise he tells us soon after that, not only has he got himself one, but that he spent £450 on the thing. I think they saw him coming myself but, cos we're nice people, we all complimented him when he gave it its debut at said event.
The point is, literally within 20 minutes of arriving his tie's now askew, the top button's undone, his shirt's come untucked at the front and is hanging over the waistband, he's spilt something on his new whistle and he looks like Sir Les Patterson after weekend bender.
I've seen this so many times over the years with so many men that I think you can either carry off a suit and tie or you can't and tbh there's probably no point trying and being uncomfortable at great expense.
Myself? I always look like James Bond going for a job interview of course...
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I am one of these people. I am 6 ft 2 and reasonably well-proportioned. Perfect candidate to look decent in a suit, you'd think. But no matter how much effort I go to, I end up looking like the exploded laundry bag in the old Kia-Ora cinema advert.
when you've been standing on the train and someone seated gets up and pushes past you to get off before you. So they had a nice comfy seat AND they want to get off before. I always block them
How would they know that you want to get off if you've been standing all the time?
when you've been standing on the train and someone seated gets up and pushes past you to get off before you. So they had a nice comfy seat AND they want to get off before. I always block them
How would they know that you want to get off if you've been standing all the time?
They should wait till the train stops and let the aisle clear
Letting myself get 90 pages behind on the takeover thread. Starting to read it again, but not quickly enough and getting 98 pages behind. Wasting best part of two evenings wading through the backlog for very little return. Best thing worth reading about was AUN's wang flasher.
Still one day it will all be worth it, when the takeover is completed and having read the whole thread takes on the sort of kudos associated with having seen a 7-6 victory over Huddersfield.
As far as I know you needn't be Paddy Hopkirk to shop in Asda, so why do so many drivers perform a dramatic rally turn to enter their car park in Bexleyheath?
Don't ever go to Tesco's Woolwich car park then. It is the wacky races down there.
If it's not a Dyson airblade or something of similar quality, don't bother installing it as everyone still walks out with wet hands...
That's if they wash them.
But very often there are three urinals, two basins and one hand dryer. Surely this assumes that only two thirds of people wash their hands, and only half of those bother drying them.
Not a general thing but the new Ketchup advert with Ed Sheeran is annoying when he TAPS THE SIDE OF THE CHUFFING BOTTLE like a fish flapping away trying to get back in the water and ketchup should go everywhere except on the plate ( digitally modified to show ketchup landing on the plate of course ). He can play 4 or 5 different instruments at once but can’t get sauce out of a bottle.
Circle line trains. Twice today (there & back) I waited for almost 10 mins for a circle line train where 2 district line & 3 metropolitan line ones came & went. Ffs !! I used to think the underground was the envy of the world. Not any more.
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I have a mate that didn't own a suit for an event we were both attending. We ribbed him a bit about how he was going to have to buy his first one. He's 50 btw!
Anyway, to our great surprise he tells us soon after that, not only has he got himself one, but that he spent £450 on the thing. I think they saw him coming myself but, cos we're nice people, we all complimented him when he gave it its debut at said event.
The point is, literally within 20 minutes of arriving his tie's now askew, the top button's undone, his shirt's come untucked at the front and is hanging over the waistband, he's spilt something on his new whistle and he looks like Sir Les Patterson after weekend bender.
I've seen this so many times over the years with so many men that I think you can either carry off a suit and tie or you can't and tbh there's probably no point trying and being uncomfortable at great expense.
Myself? I always look like James Bond going for a job interview of course...
😁
How would they know that you want to get off if you've been standing all the time?
Still one day it will all be worth it, when the takeover is completed and having read the whole thread takes on the sort of kudos associated with having seen a 7-6 victory over Huddersfield.
Limbs.
Scenes.
Wembley was brilliant, but can people please stop spouting this shit...
If it's not a Dyson airblade or something of similar quality, don't bother installing it as everyone still walks out with wet hands...
That's if they wash them.