Saturday night TV - Graham Norton - Denise Van Outen - Surfing on a Saturday Night when I should be out having a beer but I'm broke - My Boiler that has broken down and is going to cost me a packet and I'm broke - Jody from that series with Norton - Everything.
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wife's away for the weekend so me and my oldest boy sat and watched I AM LEGEND with Will Smith - bloody good film .
i want to see 3:10 to Yuma - must rent that soon
It's funny how so many good films have crap endings. Also lots of crap films have fantastic trailers, I've been had a few times!
People that don't say thankyou when you hold the door open for them.
People that hussle onto the tube before you have got off. I now leave the shoulder in, but does that make me as bad as them?!
Lorries overtaking lorries one at 55mph the other at 56mph on a dual carriageway going up a hill
If I want to listen to that sort of music, I will find a 90's disco to go to
What's it doing in a bloody bank....
God I sound like a miserable old sod but maybe if the HSBC spent more time just being a bank instead of trying to be a hip cool place that is really just a BANK, then maybe the world might be a SLIGHTLY better place... ;)
Especially irritating if it's raining, because you can't put the stuff down on your car bonnet or the ground to swap hands and get your key out.
Combined effect is something between a tidal wave and the impact of the truck drivers on a fuel dispute blockade.
Don't try driving in North London then. Lived in Muswell hill for 4 years and no-one acknowledges you in that neck of the woods.
Ecomentalists.
People who are amazed at price of petrol when compared to the equivalent cost of bottled water or beer.
Caffeinistas who can only have their drink if accompanied by the words tall,frothy,skinny,cinnamon etc.
Cyclists who dont believe red lights and zebra crossings relate to them.
Car drivers who seem to think there are no cyclists.
Women in shiny tights
People over 15 years old skateboarding.
2.motorcyclists who, when coming down shooters hill think they can use the 'oncoming traffic lane' as their own overtaking lane.
3.weekend newspaper suppliments. all i want is news, sport and crossword. if i wanted a business/gardening/travel/fashion/food/puzzle/property/money/motoring/book review suppliment, i'd go and get one.
I agree with the not saying thanks for holding open a door - a guy at work did this to me two days running last week, today I just let the door close on him.
Also, people who press the door close button on the lift the second after its opened, without letting anyone waiting get in. If you're in that much of a hurry then use the stairs!
Why is it that 99 times out of a 100, that if you throw a spoon into an empty sink that has the tap running it 'always' seems to end up directly under the stream of water thus covering yourself and everthing around the area in water.
It's f'ing uncanny I tell ya but it happens way too often (at least to me) to be a coincidence.
On several occassions I've ended up even more wet because you have to reach over to turn the sodding tap off!
Taxis that fill up bus stops to wait for fares when there is a double yellow line and a no waiting sign. I have often caught a bus at one and have had to walk out into the road to hail a bus. I am tempted to ask the driver if they are driving a bus (given that they are waiting at a bus stop) and insist on paying no more than what the bus fare would, which given that I hold an english concessionary pass, is nowt.
Ever thought about no throwing the spoon in the sink in the first place ; -0 Shame this is a thread about things, and not people, that annoy.
Why is it that 99 times out of a 100, that if you throw a spoon into an empty sink that has the tap running it 'always' seems to end up directly under the stream of water thus covering yourself and everything around the area in water.
It's f'ing uncanny I tell ya but it happens way too often (at least to me) to be a coincidence.
On several occassions I've ended up even more wet because you have to reach over to turn the sodding tap off![/quote]
Ever thought about no throwing the spoon in the sink in the first place ; -0
Well yes of course but I've always liked a challenge and anyway it's become a kind of perverse ongoing torture!
People who think farting is disgusting.
Plaaayer not letting me have a go on his girlfriend.
2. Camp celebrities. Louie Spence is a prime example
3. people who think it's funny to make up takeover bullshit and start it as a new thread on CL.
4. Sweetcorn in sandwitches
5. Bank charges
1. Dustmen who collect the waste at rush hour time
2. Middle lane motorway drivers
3. People rattling on facebook about their private life problems
4. People who interupt me while I am finishing what I am trying to say
5. Andrew Dermot
Middle class twats who let their stupid named kids run riot in the fitness centre
Women who natter endlessly whilst on the treadmill down the gym
Petrol station staff who despite me saying as I put a paper and a pint of milk on the counter "just those thanks" still ask me "any fuel?"
McDonalds staff who ask if you want a 'meal' when all you've asked for is a Big Mac. If I'd have wanted a Big Mac meal I would have fu**ing asked for one.
Carrier bags.
Halifax adverts-smug twats.
Old people who wear baseball caps.
Wait for an opinion from someone who has been, and stop bashing your keyboard.
Old cunts that drive at 40 mph on 60 mph roads then scatter everyone as they drive through residential areas at the same speed.
Politicians,all effing crooks they havent all of them yet.
ASLEF. (and Im A train driver)
Celtic fc plus everything about them.
Go on, I dare you!
My pet hate....................Children who think they have the right to tell me how to dress ; )
Why not stick it on the floor/ back seat/parcel shelf until it can be better disposed of ?
0845/0870 numbers trying to make money for the holders by disguising them as local/fixed rate calls etc.
www.saynoto0870.com is excellent for the "use my inclusive minutes" alternative numbers.
Stewards who say "you can't stand there because it is an emergency exit"
If there is an emergency I will be in the right place and out of the there like a shot - someone has to be the first to escape.
People who work in customer facing service/consumer environments who can't speak much English.
Just makes everything much harder in the long run.