If you create the Worlds best boozer what would it have in it etc ?
1/ Big but lots of snug bars and annexes.
2/ cart loads of TRAINED bar staff that speak English as a first language (note gansta aint a language).
3/ Large screen TV in the larger areas of the pub. Not by the main door.
4/ Smaller TVs everywhere else.
5/ The Worlds biggest Juke box.
6/ Proper restaurant area and rolls etc on every day £2 a pop to be sold at the bar.
7/ Island type bar all sides with loads of bar staff.
8/ garden area with good seating and shade.
9/ Sunday free nibbles-- roast pots, cheese, prawns, roll mops, nuts etc.
10/ All female bar staff must have a good cleavage .
11/ Gooners banned.
12/ Small stagged area for bands.
13/ No pool tables.
14/ Tom and Billy on the door .
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2 being the main one
Irish cider?....;-)
Please tell me of any pub you have been in where the barman speaks 'gangsta' because i cannot think of one ???
Init nuff respect.
ohhh yes an UBoat commanders --- banned
anyone singing Bubbles is banned as well.
Large view of Sir Clives 3 goal at Wembley, over bar.
Real huge log fire in one bar with huge arm chairs
Lots of shelves etc all over to rest your beer on.
Crisps will be either Golden Wonder or Tavern, proper pub crisps, and with only 4 flavours on sale:
Salt n Vinegar
Cheese n Onion
Prawn Cocktail
Beef
Anyone ordering Mediterrean Tomoto and Basil, or Chilli flavoured, will be pinned to the dartboard
Nuts will be KP only, and will be salted for the ladies, dry roasted for the men, honey roasted for the metrosexuals
Only other snacks will be Pork Scratchings and Monster Munch Flamin Hot
Crusty rolls wrapped in clingfilm will be:
Cheese and onoin
Cheese and pickle
Ham and tomato
Roast beef and horseraddish
Note: Tuna or prawn munchers not welcome. No plaice for fish, in a roll, in a pub
16/ Discrete High Spec small DJ Booth in Corner (Live DJ's Create a better Atmostphere)
17/ Bouncers on Door with Common Sense
All banned from my pub, open a discoteque if you want to be a ponce.
Band playing on a bank holiday lunchtime
Some form of 100 club
A dart team (men only)
A sunday football team
Hear,hear..................maybe I'm getting old.
Jukebox with not to big a selection. Pub anthems, Bowie, soft rock, bit of Marley if there are ladies present, Meatloaf, Britpop - (NOW albums banned)
Have plenty of bad habits but that it isnt one of them.
I'm definitely getting old.
The William Camden in Bexleyheath still do on a sunday lunchtime i think during the football season (their team run it to raise funds). We used to always pop in after our game. Trouble was it was normally the start of an all-dayer and we'd be moving from pub to pub carrying legs of lamb and packs of sausages....
Already said Tom and Billy on door. Curb-It as the inside female bouncer.
Snacks as AFKA said.
Meat raffle defo.
Darts in an annenex but no pool tables.
50/60z music nite
Curry nite in restaurant area.
ALL STUDENTS BANNED.