National Census

Carter

I just had a bod come round and do my survey.

Some bloody strange questions. One of which 'do you think drinking alcohol could lead to alcohol poisoning?'

What the funk?!?! What idiot would answer no??

Anyone else been selected?

InspectorSands

That's not a census, that's an opinion poll. They should have left you a card, sounds like a market research firm.

This is the census.

Carter

They did, they came round last week left the card and I had to call to arrange the appointment. National office of statistics

Carter

Sorry, continous population survey

InspectorSands

That's odd. Maybe they're trying to work out what proportion of the population is stupid.

(Or maybe they'll give you some booze for the right answer!)

AFKABartram

[cite]Posted By: InspectorSands[/cite]That's odd. Maybe they're trying to work out what proportion of the population is stupid.

well it appears they knocked on the right door.... :-)

Carter

Did they ever, stoopid is as stoopid does.

I wondered why he looked at me like I was pulling his leg when he asked if I had a religion and I replied 'Jedi' hoping to make a rebellious stand.

They found a proportion stupid for sure!!