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FRIDAY Caption Competition: Reed, Dowie, Robson

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  • "LR: okay step one... please ensure all parts of your ACME Relegation Fighting Kit are all present and correct
    MR: righto boss
    ID: ey?"

    Very very good.
  • LR : Look Iain, defending is for divs.

    ID: Yeah but

    MR: Whispers to Reed - keep going we've nearly got him.
  • LR: You've been fired!
    ID: Is he havin a laff? Is he havin' a laff? (in a naff Extra's stylee)
  • LR - Its the result of the Board's review Iain

    Results F
    Defending E
    Tackling D
    Team morale E
    Goals (not including D Bent) F
    Supporters view: General C, Yoof E


    MR - Does that mean its our turn now?
  • LR - So the ball comes over the top and the defenders, who should all be level with each other, clear the ball upfield.

    ID - Aaaaah. I see!
  • Think I'll Go To Spec Savers!
  • LR So what do reckon this funny thing is with white posts, a bar and a net then?

    ID haven't got a clue Les

    MR I saw Benty kicking a ball into one earlier let's ask him!
  • "Oi what does Simon Jordan mean by....agent Dowie, your mission is completed, please destroy this letter and return to the north of England and lay low..........?"
  • LR - No, no, no. The "N" stands for North and the "S" stands for South.

    ID - Why?

    LR - Get Minty on the phone Robbo.

    MR - Yes gaffer... er sorry I mean Les
  • LR: okay step one... please ensure all parts of your ACME Relegation Fighting Kit are all present and correct

    MR: righto boss

    ID: ey?

    First ever use of 'RIGHTO' on CL.
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