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Worst 5

edited February 2008 in Not Sports Related
Worst 5
1) Meal
2) drink
3) Date
4) Place
5) Holiday


Me:
1) eat some strange stuff over the years but a kebab at 4AM one morning in Greewich gave me food poisening.The real kind not just upset stomach.
2) Pint in a boozer in Peckham one sip and my hair went Harpo marx on me !They hadnt cleaned the cleaner out of the beer pipes ! true .
3) Went on a bling date years backf**k mei wishi had been. Got blotto ended up with this "lady". Went to do an early leg it quick and then found i was in a Nut House. Dont know which was more scary her or the inmates !
4) Rotherham in the steel working days what an absolute sh*ithole mud , dirt, everything black.
5) Southport with mum and dad wheni was 14. Hated the scousers, who hated us "cockneys". Left after a week made me own way home. Scouse humour ? thats an oxymoron.

Comments

  • 1. has to be oysters jeeezz how do people eat them
    2. the 13th pint of Caffreys after my sunday team won the league there must have been a problem with it as i have not been able to drink it since.
    3.proper bunny bolier who turned up with her mum soon ran out on that one 20 fecking questions or what.
    4.Middlesboro what the feck is that about?
    5.Alcudia Majorca shit hole that stinks of sewers what a waste of 2 weeks
  • 1)Went to some nice looking place over looking the Thames on the southbank by the Tate about 18 months ago. I had steak. It was so fatty and grisly after half an hour I gave up trying to chew the thing and got a refund. They were rude too!
    2)Probably the tea someone gave me about 10 years ago that only afterwards did they tell me may have been mixed with something they picked out of a field. Not funny.
    3)Nice girl,PE Teacher, level headed, fun turned very quickly into psychopathic, obsessive lying, oddball who wanted to kill me whilst also wanting to marry me.
    4)I personally hate Brixton. Everytime I go there I get my car broken into, or abused, or something negative.
    5)Amsterdam, weekend away with the boys for my 19th birthday. I spent the whole weekend with tonsilities.
  • 1)Either a take-away curry from a place in lewisham or the curry I cooked in Ibiza whilst drunk. At least with the take-away curry I was sober enough not to eat it all!

    2) Black Parrot - lost the next half hour of my life, though I somehow managed to walk over a mile in that time

    3) Not had many bad ones thankfully

    4) Not been anywhere that bad, though Brixton has to rank fairly highly

    5) South of France on a coach holiday with my parents, staying in a mobile home (erm, caravan I think you'll find, very small caravan!). Coach driver got lost, journey was cramped and long, campsite was rubbish, locals unfriendly, did I mention the small caravan, and it pissed down all week so we couldn't even enjoy the one nice thing there, the beach
  • 1) I've mentioned this before on here before, a curry in Holloway Rd with Tavern on the way home from a night game in Leicester in the 90's
    2) The beer at Coventry this season was pretty foul
    3) With a bird in blackheath. Had a few beers and then a bit of a snog/grope in her motor after. Got invited back to her place but she was such sh*t driver she made me sick. I made it to her place got out the car, threw up and had to go home.
    4) Rhyl on a rainy bank holiday. Went out with a girl from Prestatyn and spent some time up there (absolute shithole)
    5) New Forest with my parents when I was about 12. Felt ill the day before we went and turned out to be chickenpox.
  • 1.Thai food , just cant get into it.
    2.Titanic stout, disgusting, think it must have been recovered from the wreck.
    3.All my worst dates involved the Marlowe Rooms or Tees.
    4.Streatham - shitehole - too many people I know insist its fantastic
    5.A caravan in Great Yarmouth.
  • A meat pie when i was in Scotland which thrown in the same frying oil as the chips and a my mates burger...horrible!!!
    A bitter i had in wales.i cant remember the name but i remember the bloody taste YUK!!
    Too many to mention
    Burslem near Port Vales ground..nearly everything was boarded up
    A holiday in Crete,nice place but for various reason i wont go into it was a shite holiday
  • 1 - Anytime I order a pizza to be delivered and after specifically asking for NO CHEESE its turns up predictably with cheese all over it, so I have to ring up and get a new one while everyone else eats.

    2 - My 21st birthday my mates paid £45 quid for a drink that consisted of every spirit behind the bar in a pint glass which I attempted to drink in one without knowing what it was, it was a horrible brown colour and I swear I nearly died after about 3 big gulps!

    3 - Not so much a bad date more a girl that turned from a handy "fcuk buddy" into an obsessive stalker who waited for me to come out of my house, turned up everywhere i went etc. Crazy!

    4- Beijing, how that place will host the Olympics is totally beyond me.

    5 - Not really had any bad holidays...yet!
  • a pizza with no cheese?!
  • pizza no cheese how does that work what holds it together how mad a request is that i bet they think u are taking the pish so they send it that way
  • Its quite common believe it or not, i'm lactose intolerrant. I avoid pizza most of the time, but if I do have it, I have it with no cheese! I'm not gonna be hounded out as a freak here!
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  • not hounded out or called a freak cos some might be offended however i would say strange

    how does all the stuff stay on the pizza surely it just slides off
  • Worst 5
    1) Meal - Went for Dominican Republic for honey moon 13 years ago before it became really commercialised - good god we had some shocking food then.
    2) drink - guiness just HATE IT
    3) Date - not had a bad one to be honest
    4) Place - doing the knowledge I have been to some gaffs in London that take some beating - most knowledge boys hate coming to the great south but for me Tottenham is the asshole of London - as for the rest of the uk Grimsby takes some beating but Hull for me.

    5) Holiday - praia de rocha - had a shocker of a holiday there - the place was a nightmare
  • 1) Meal - On Honeymoon at the Jack Tar Village in Dominican Republic - Wife and I went down with serious food poisoning (Got loads of compo out of a now-German owned tour company)

    2) Drink - My uncle's home brewed bitter.

    3) Date - Years ago with a twin, she was in to Bucks Fizz (not the Drink) and followed them everywhere. Strange.

    4) Place - Romford - full of Mutton and East End wannabies. Everyone has an opinion.

    5) Jack Tar Village, Dominican Republic. Made a third world country look like utopia.
  • 1) Meal - a curry in Headingley with the CIFC lads before a tournament, the curry seemed to involve a cat, a tin of Heinz Tomato soup & curry powder. It was grotesque.

    2) Drink - Clamato (clam juice & tomato juice) used to make Caesars over here. Vile, vile, vile stuff - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato - drinking clam juice is wrong.

    3) Date - Feb 14th - I hate Valentine's Day - we are celebrating this year by having our Hepatitis jabs before heading to Mexico next month

    4) Place - Hull - what a dump, especially the housing estates on the fringes of the city. The Canadian equivalent would be Regina - where I have the pleasure of going next week :-(

    5) Holiday -Playa Del Americas, enerife with friends - we fell out with them & didn't speak to each other for 2 years!! I hated it - more of a City break person.
  • Ledge bud i am with you on the tottenham bit what a pit only a idiot would live within 5 miles of that hole

    DOH
  • dalston !!!
  • 1. Curry house just outside the Gldstone Ground after playing Brighton away many years back.
    2. Virtually any draught lager sold in Britain, especially anything described as "premium extra cold".
    3. Had a couple of boring ones, but nothing terrible.
    4. Long Beach - California
    5. California
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