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Tomato Garden

MCSMCS
edited November 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
>>An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to dig his
>>tomato garden, but it was hard work for his advanced years as the
>>ground was very hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help
>>him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
>>described his predicament.
>>
>>
>>Dear Vincent,
>>I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
>>plant
>>my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
>>up a
>>garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know
>>you would dig the plot for me.
>>Love Papa
>>
>>A few days later he received a letter from his son.
>>
>>Dear
>>Papa, Don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried
>>the bodies.
>>Love Vinnie
>>
>>At 4 A.M.the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
>>dug
>>up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
>>the old
>>man and left.
>>
>>That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
>>
>>Dear
>>Papa,
>>Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
>>under
>>the circumstances.
>>Love Vinnie

Comments

  • >>>>how many

    >>times has this

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>joke

    >done the

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rounds?
  • You old grouch...
  • [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]>>>>how many

    >>times has this

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>joke

    >done the

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rounds?



    How many then, clever clogs??
  • Obviously so many times that you can't be arsed to get rid of the >>>>>>...
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