Let's get this right. The fella is in his bedroom, behind a locked door and someone bursts in and catches him getting it on with his Chopper and he gets convicted and given three years probabtion for it?
Seems a bit harsh to me. Surely there's more to it than that? Maybe they took previous offences against a Raleigh Burner into account?
You can't blame the poor fella though, many a time have I walked into my garage and my bike has been giving me the eye, you know catching the moonlight in its reflectors, pretending to have flat tyres just so I have to give it the treatment with the pump, even pretending to need oiling when I'm at my most vulnerable. All men have needs you know.
Can't see the problem here. Behind closed doors, so what's the problem? Ok for someone to shove a 12 inch piece of rubber up their jacksy but not ok for a bloke to give his two wheeled friend the good news?
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'he was holding the bike down'
Evidently there was a struggle too!
Who the feck tries to bone a bike FFS.
Seems a bit harsh to me. Surely there's more to it than that? Maybe they took previous offences against a Raleigh Burner into account?
I'm sure there's a "bike" or two in your office that you wouldn't mind boning, eh Ledge?
It's 100% legit, in the legal gazette and everything.
I wonder how many other bikes are out there who have been too scared to come forward .................. he could be a pedeofile this geezer !
What would Norman Tebbit make of it?
Remember at night to lock up your daughters, bikes and root vegetables.
I can see the point of locking up your daughters and bikes of a night, but why would I want to root vegetables? Surely that's just as bad?
perhaps its these weirdos that are responsible for uncontrollable, traumatised shopping trollies as well ???