Revised Rugby World Cup schedule is as follows:

guinnessaddick

13 Oct: France meets England @ Stade de France - 21h00

14 Oct: South Africa meets Argentina @ Stade de France - 21h00

9 Oct: NZ meets Australia @ Charles de Gaulle Airport - 13h00

World leaders are united in their praise for the All Blacks in doing their bit to reduce their carbon footprint by dropping the Wallabies off on their way home.

letthegoodtimesroll

i like that australian tourist board advert they've been running and they decided to have in last sunday's papers which asks the question 'so where are you then ?' which begs the response 'at the world cup'...

BlackForestReds

Durex have announced plans to close down condom production in Australia on the basis that you only need one Jonny to screw the Aussies.