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  • Re: Best Song Lyrics Ever

    39 by Tenacious D

    She needs a dentist appointment quick
    I pay for it and she sucka my dick
    When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
    :smiley:
  • Re: Best Song Lyrics Ever

    Happy Birthday lyrics can't be beat!!
  • Re: Once again, Charlton fans are being blamed for the sacking of Curbs

    Curbishley was sacked
    Oh no he wasn't.
    Pantomine season... Oh yes he was! And he thought so!
    Oh no he didn't.
  • Re: Best guesses on attendance for first game against Bristol Rovers

    27,110
  • Re: You know you're getting old when.

    You can choose about 8 different Glastonbury sets to watch on BBC channels and the red button, and you choose.....

    The Jacksons :-)
  • Re: You know you're getting old when.

    When it gets to 9 pm anywhere in the world and you want to go to bed (for sleep), I'm currently in Beijing, its 9 pm and I'm knackered......oh and Ive been wearing slippers all day even when going round shopping mall with such stores as Lois Verton(? sp), Banbury etc.
    Red, I think that's more to do with the pollution. I was knackered the 3 days I was there 2 weeks ago. I had no energy at all.

    That and the fact @Redmidland will be 133 next birthday. ;)
  • Re: Best Song Lyrics Ever

    If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise!
    If you go down in the woods today you'd better go in disguise!
    For every Bear that ever there was will gather there for certain,
    because today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

    Picnic time for Teddy Bears;
    The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today.
    Watch them, catch them unawares, and see them picnic on their holiday.

    See them gaily gad about; they love to play and shout, they never have any cares!
    At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed,
    because they're tired little Teddy Bears.

    Every Teddy Bear who's been good is sure of a treat today!
    There's lots of marvellous things to eat and wonderful games to play.
    Beneath the trees where nobody sees, they'll hide and seek as long as they please,
    'cause that's the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

    Picnic time for Teddy Bears;
    The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today.
    Watch them, catch them unawares, and see them picnic on their holiday.

    See them gaily gad about; they love to play and shout, they never have any cares!
    At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed,
    because they're tired little Teddy Bears.
    Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.
  • Re: Stone Roses to tour again

    Reports that the band have broken up again after tonight's gig at Hampden.
  • Re: Van hire damage advice

    Feared that might be the case. Particularly aggrieved as they gave me a way bigger van than I even wanted because they were out of stock of the normal size ones, and then the scrape happened on a petrol station panel which was broken and sticking off the side of the building.

    A huge extra cost just after moving house I could have done without.

    cheers all
    Go after the petrol station as their panel caused the problem?
  • Re: TWITTER! No comments. Just post your favourite tweets.